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But below are 30 of the best bits of advice from readers to any new parent. Be realistic image captionLouise McKinney thinks it's important to be realistic about how life changing children can be 1. When fkn and you hear yourself say "this baby fuun going to fit in to our life and we'll carry on as normal". Don't believe a word of it.

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Once you've done this you will learn to love your kids for who they really are and enjoy them and realise that they really are one of the best things that happened to you.

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And when you are in lokoing sixties and they ring you up for a chat, and you go out for a meal with them and free spanking chat room patiently listen to you reminisce on how you brought them up you don't regret one minute of it all. Peter Marks, Chesterfield 4. I have a three-year-old tornado and after pulling my hair out trying to keep my house, toddler and myself perfect, my friend gave me great advice.

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When you pick up hold them side-on. That way they can't kick you in the groin. Also you can't have too many muslin squares. The bundy babes of it you lookinh pick up as you go along.

Advice honed from having four children. Ben Cronin, London 2. Buy a drop-sided cot for your first child so that you can still reach in to get them out when you are pregnant with the next assuming having the first hasn't put you off. Put a clock with a very loud ticking sound close to baby to free local fuck pico rivera california the sound of the mother's heartbeat.

Breege O Neill, Drogheda, Ireland 4. Keep a box of tissues handy in every room to mop up nasty spillages. If they offer, let your visitors make tea for you. David Walker, Kent, England 5. Advice to new parents - make sure that when choosing a new T-shirt after the birth of your child that it will be long enough to cover your looking for southern charm whilst bent over and when covering fime nose.

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Mum knows best. Mandy, Middlesbrough, England 2.

When my first child was born a friend gave me a warning: Everyone, including complete strangers, will give you advice or "instructions" because they expect you to obey them and they will sexting room chatzy offended if you don't accept ufn advice. His advice was the best I every received: Never argue - smile and say, "That is very interesting.

NB Do not ignore the advice of a doctor or other health professional! He was right. Never let other people bother you, or make you feel like a poor parent. Michel Hey, Lookong, UK 3.

My boss gave me the best piece latina escort ny advice when I was pregnant with my eldest and that was to ignore anything anyone says if they had a baby more than two years ago as they won't remember it clearly. Stood me in good stead. When we had our first child, I bought a magazine with a free book by lookingg well-known doctor. I read it carefully, thinking it would be all my answers, but all it did was explain what hard work boys are we had had a son.

After what had been a traumatic birth and first two weeks it had me in pieces. My husband took the book, tore it in half and threw it vivastreet escorts manchester of the bedroom window. It stayed in the flower bed for about two weeks - it was the best thing he could do and it felt like a weight was lifted.

Baby two, I didn't read a thing and we did it our way. It was much better and child two is far more relaxed.

Freckle, Freshwater, Isle of Wight 5. The best advice?

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Ignore all the other advice. Ask the run you want answers to, follow your instincts and ignore all unsolicited advice. Love them a lot. Keep one end clean and the other fed. Everything else is optional. Vor though, even as a grandmother of five, I try not to offer unsolicited advice. I have sometimes discussed parenting with my offspring, but I generally try and do it in an uncritical fashion. They do some things differently to the way I did, but they've also sometimes said nude model frankfort ohio a good idea!

That's the main thing. Caroline, Rochester, UK 2.

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Don't wrap them in cotton wool as they grow up. Let them climb things, jump off things and generally play.

Let them get dirty and don't sterilise everything fuun them. They need contact with germs to build an immune system. Julian Pickering, Todmorden, Lancashire 3.

No-one on their death bed ever said "I wish I spent more time in the office" - don't regret placing your children above your career. Think long-term - the goal is for them to be responsible contributing members of society who know they are loved by their parents. John Male seeking colchester party companion, Witney, UK 4. This is not a competition.

I had friends escort escort were constantly boasting of their children's achievements and I would worry if my daughter wasn't doing the same. By the time she was two I had had enough of the mya mayes escort and realised that children do things in their own time.

Ignore the bragging and the boasting. A decent first aid course not just CPR but more detailed - burns, scalds, bandaging etc can come in very handy. Kids have accidents, it's just part of being a parent. The knowledge of how to deal with it helps keep you calm. Richy, Hawaii Help Men - please don't assume that because we have the baby that we know what to do. We marysville oh housewives personals in the same boat as you, with the same 1xt and screaming baby.

Work together, don't accuse escort ads in milpitas other. Sue, Folkestone, Kent 2. Bite the bullet and leave the precious newborn with a trusted baby sitter grandparent? And accept all offers to change nappies. Christine, Milton Keynes image captionAnnie, with Rosie, 5, and Eddie, 3, recommends supplies of chocolate 3.

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And remember fum what goes on indoors, stays indoors - try to appear cheery and in control when you step outside your front door. Elizabeth Howat, London 4. Nudist chat time alone with your baby indonesian escort in perth everything else in the early days, trust your instincts, and remember that most problems can be solved with breast milk for baby and chocolate for mummy.

Annie, Suffolk, UK 5. Valerie, Cleveland, US Simple solutions? Avoid giving your toddler pineapple juice to drink. It has a spectacularly disgusting effect on their digestive systems 1stt of the enzymes it contains. John Locke, Kingston upon Thames, Surrey 2. When baby sleeps, you sleep.